Camouflaged Daydreams

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Cleaning

I got this email and thought it was pretty funny. I like this theory!


MY NEW ENVIRONMENT FRIENDLY PHILOSOPHY On HOUSECLEANING!

I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want
one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will
slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue
me.

I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good
company, I have named most of them, and they agree with
everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to
have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and
don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't want to
get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

I don't put things away because... My husband will never be
able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't
want my guests to stre! ss out over what to make when they
invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they
say "Permanent Press".

posted by Jenny at 5:39:00 AM

6 Comments:

  • Ah, the new houswives bible!

    By Blogger Michele, at 6:07 AM  

  • Jenny, I mentioned you here and linked to you...hope you don't mind. :)

    By Blogger Joan, at 11:10 AM  

  • Now that is perfect! I am going to have to print it out and put it on my fridge! ;-)

    Thanks for coming by my blog. It was great finding you! I will be back to read more for sure.

    By Blogger Jenn, at 4:52 PM  

  • I don't mind at all Joan. Thank you for mentioning me and for linking to me :)

    By Blogger Jenny, at 5:27 PM  

  • You're welcome Jenn. I would love to have you come back and read some more, thank you.

    By Blogger Jenny, at 5:28 PM  

  • Isn't it great Michelle. I read it and just loved it.

    By Blogger Jenny, at 5:29 PM  

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