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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Southern Humidity

From the moment I walked out of the airport, I knew I had arrived. The air was so thick and heavy with humidity it is amazing it can't be seen with the naked eye.

Instead of feeling burdened by it - and after the initial shock of breathing in the thick air - I was happy to receive it. I was back in the land of real Mexican food, the lotto, dollar stores on every corner, and a place that would never see the temperature dip below the zero mark.

Despite my enthusiasm, the humidity greeted me by beginning our old battle of 'humidity verses my hair'.

I remember loathing my straight hair. Paying for perms and secretly wishing I had my sister's curls. After getting pregnant with Chase my hair changed. I went from bone straight to slightly curly. I still don't know how it happen, only the time from in which it did. I had heard of pregnancy hormones changing woman's foot size, hip sizes, and doing all other sorts of weird and twisted things to the body. I had never heard of it changing the chemistry of hair.

Understand it or not, my hair now has curl. I know curse it and wish for straight hair. The old 'grass is always greener...' theory. Instead of perky curls, I have waves that take on a mind of their own. Refusing to curl in the direction I want them too, or to stay put. I win against my hair by pressing it against two sides of a straightening iron. Or twist it around a curling iron to make the curls react the way I want them too.

Though when in humid areas the battle is not so easily won. From that first moment in the airport parking lot, I began to feel my hair break free from my styling attempts. By the time I arrived at my in-laws house, I looked as if I had just rolled out of bed, tangled with a few stray dogs, and then stuck my head out the window on the drive home.

Part way into my vacation and I am still trying to remember my old tricks for besting the humidity. Until then I've settled with a bun, half a bottle of hairspray, and a handful of strategically placed bobby pins to plaster my hair to my head.

8 Comments:

  • Oh my God! I can't believe I missed you being here. Welcome back! (belated of course)

    By Blogger Jethro, at 8:37 AM  

  • Welcome back to Texas and the gulf coast humidity.

    By Blogger Army of Mom, at 8:21 PM  

  • I bet you are wishing you were back in Alaska! lol.

    By Blogger Angi, at 6:53 AM  

  • Thanks Jethro. I had soo much fun! I miss it already. I just got back a couple of days ago :(

    Army of Mom, lol thanks. I had a great time!

    LOL at times I almost did Angi. Every time we were outside burning up Hubby and I would say things like...'back in Alaska it would only be 75 right now'

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